Devastated

I am having a very difficult time today. Someone has removed my Toll House Cookie Dough from the work refrigerator. Today, I went grocery shopping and considered purchase a slab of cookie dough, but then I remembered that I already had one in the fridge at work. From that point on, I was excited about eating my cookie dough.

Since tonight was unusually busy, I didn't get a chance to have a snack until now (roughly 11:45PM). Imagine my surprise when I searched the whole fridge and freezer and found no cookie dough!!!

Now, I know that no one cleaned the refrigerator... because while I was searching, I discovered a salad so old that it was becoming a green liquid. I also found a few varieties of moldy lunch meat. Obviously, I don't eat other people's salad, lunch meat, or old Taco Bell that I find... because that is still in the fridge. So WHY my cookie dough?!?

Authorities are continuing their investigation into the recent cookie dough thefts.