More Miley Shenanigans

Miley Cyrus has started her journey to become the next teenage trainwreck like Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera in their younger years. First, if you recall, around a year ago, the 15 year old Miley was involved with what some said was a racy photo shoot. Honestly, I didn't think those photos were a big deal. Until now.


Next, she showed off her pole dancing moves at the Teen Choice Awards last month. Classy. But don't worry, her dad Billy Ray Cyrus said it was OK and she was expressing herself as an artist. That's strange to have your dad see you dance on a pole... much less approve of it! My dad would have me killed or maybe sent off to a remote location to live with Nuns for a few months.


Yesterday, another Miley Moment occured. She decided to walk an award show red carpet with a black dress and fishnet stockings! Maybe I am old fashioned, but I always thought fishnet was reserved for halloween, strippers, and sexy time. She is still 16 years old!

I can't wait until the news comes out that she had a meltdown and shaved her head. I give her another 6 months max.