Rosie O'Donnell has gone off the deep end. Here are only 2 (of the many) reasons why. 1) She says she and Angelina Jolie were almost "an item" around 10 years ago.
2) Rosie explains that Angelina gave Rosie her number. THEN... they talked on the phone two or three times. AND THEN... that is it. Rosie claims that the two ladies had planned to have dinner, but it never ended up happening. Definitely not a relationship!! That Rosie is full of crazy! You know why it didn't happen, right? My theory: Angelina probably agreed to dinner to shut Rosie up. Then Angelina probably changed her phone number that night.
However, it sounds like in Rosie's mind... the relationship may not be completely over. Rosie says she has dreams about Angie a lot still. Not only is that way to much information, but I bet Rosie's wife Kelli Carpenter is not thrilled to hear that Rosie dreams about another woman. NICE.
Now I know why I liked American Idol winner Kris Allen more than runner up Adam Lambert... ... SUPER CREEPY. Need I say more? That's the recently released cover of Adam's new album is scheduled to come out on November 23rd.
But really... what would we expect from Adam Lambert?
He took to his Twitter this morning to thank his fans who "understood" the cover. Then, he added... "Androgyny. Rock n Roll." - although I think he meant to say, "I look ridiculous on my new CD cover"
Halloween is very close now. The trend this year seems to be fun costumes, as opposed to scary outfits. Some popular choices include superheros, Nintendo characters, princesses, royalty, and your standard ghosts. Adults tend to have sexier costumes than in previous years with tall boots, fishnets, and other revealing outfits.
Here's the scary part... Young girls are now dressing in the sexy Halloween costumes that were previously reserved for adults! This is a picture of Noah Cyrus... yes... a 9 year old sister of Miley Cyrus. The girl is wearing hooker boots and a super short dress! Who told her this was OK to do? Must be the brilliant parenting of Billy Ray Cyrus.
Do you think Halloween has gotten too sexy?? Would you let your daughter wear what Noah Cyrus is wearing? What about these girls costumes?
The details on the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show have been revealed and it looks like this year will be a glamorous as ever! Each year, Victoria's Secret features a very special bra. Last year's edition was a mixture of almost 3,000 diamonds and rubies.
This year... they had to go one step further. It's a black Very Sexy Convertible bra with diamonds embroidered into the material. The kicker... it has a 16-carat heart shaped diamond pendant dangling in the middle! Total value... $3 million dollars!!
While I'm not normally thrilled about posting pictures of people in their underwear, this bra is a "must see". Here's the photo: The lucky model who gets to show this off is Marissa Miller. She said the bra is "surprisingly comfortable" to wear. The V.S. Fashion Show airs on December 1st at 10PM on CBS.
Nadya Suleman, better known as the Octomom, recently admitted that she has the hots for none other than Jon Gosselin! Obviously, due to their highly publicized banking fued, we can tell that the Gosselins have money. Plus, Jon seems to be in the news every day, no matter what he does. This makes Jon Gosselin the perfect Octo-target... fame AND free money!
The Octomom went on to say that she wishes the media would leave Jon and Kate alone (probably so she can re-focus the attention on her).
So if Jon does decide to dump his 20-something fling Hailey for the much older and creepy Octomom, they would officially have 22 children! That would even beat out the Duggars from the TLC show 18 Kids And Counting. Take THAT Duggars!!
On a more serious note, if Jon and the Octomom got together. I would probably set my TV on fire and disconnect the internet because I would know that we have hit the rock bottom.
Over the past few weeks, Conan O'Brien and Newark, NJ Mayor Corey Booker have been having a joke fight after Conan made a Newark joke during his show. It even got to the point that the Mayor banned Conan from the Newark Airport.
Friday, the NJ Mayor was on Conan's show to "solve the dispute". The whole clip is below. The highlight comes about 1 minute, 35 seconds from the end when Conan introduces the Newark Joke Box. Conan says he will put $500 every time that he makes a Newark joke.
And Conan could not resist...
Ultimately, it did work out for the city of Newark. Conan personally donated $50,000 to one of Mayor Booker's charities and NBC matched Conan's donation. Everybody wins plus we got a great viddo out of it!
Here's a fun site to go to while you're at work (or anywhere really). It's a blog called Cake Wrecks, featuring professional cakes that just end up looking terrible. Not really funny at the time, but definitely some great photos. Here are a couple of my favorites: First, a bride and groom. My favorite part is their eyes and mouths... just big globs of black frosting. It kind of looks like something that I drew in elementary school. This cake is outstanding because it lacks some vital punctuation. An "!" would do wonders here. Without it, the "Way To Go Bob" sounds super sarcastic. What if this showed up as your wedding cake? The overall shape is nice, but it just looks like a 4 year old sloppped a ton of chocolate sauce all over the cake. If that were my cake, I would hide it from the view of the guests... and from the kitchen staff as well! And finally... this isn't a mess up, although, I'm not sure who would want to eat this cake. I just think its a funny one.
This may sound extreme... but it definitely describes my feelings earlier this afternoon when Erin Taylor and I ended up at Circuit Training at the Blue Water YMCA. The previous week, I had promised her that I would go with her. I know that I do not really seem to motivate myself to work out, so I gladly accepted her invitation.
The first part of the plan worked, I did in fact force myself to go to the gym, which is impressive in its own right. The trouble came pretty much as soon as circuit training began. I haven't been that tired or out of breath since I was in cheerleading 6 years ago. I think Erin was tried to get my to fall over or pass our or something! However, her plan did not work.
Even though the experience sounds a bit traumatic... I would highly recommend this class to anyone. As soon as the workout was done, I felt great and full of energy.In closing... I would like to say, thank you Erin Taylor for making me workout. You are the best!
I am a what many would call a "fairweather fan" when it comes to sports. If our local team is winning... I am get excited for them and even sometimes will find myself watching a game or two. When our teams are losing, I don't even seem to pay attention.
Well, the Tigers were doing great all year (so I hear) until right before the playoffs, so I was getting ready to jump on the bandwagon. However, their hopes of getting into the playoffs depended on one final game with the Twins tonight and they lost. The cool part is that it was a fight to the death (almost). It took them TWELVE innings to blow their playoff dreams for this year.
As for myself, I'm holding up well. I'm hoping I can throw the support I was formerly planning to commit to the Tigers and put it toward the Pistons or the next winning Detroit team. It really saves a lot of time and energy over being a real hardcore fan. Who's with me?? Anyone?
It seems like Ashlee Simpson missed the whole story about how her older sister Jessica just got dumped by her longtime boyfriend right before her Barbie themed birthday party. Here's an awkward photo of Ashlee and her lovey-dovey husband Pete Wentz.... and then there's Jessica.
She looks like she is miserable. Her sister is making it even worse by holding Jessica in by her shoulder. It's kind of like they are supposed to be posing for a picture, but Ashlee and Pete can't separate themselves for 25 seconds... all because her sister and that husband of hers are super insensitive. That's all I have. Thanks.
Honestly, the first time I saw this, I was so angry and confused with this Newark, New Jersey Mayor, Cory Booker. He said he decided to ban Conan O'Brien from the entire state of New Jersey. It all began with Conan making a joke about New Jersey. Then Mayor Booker decided to ban Conan from the Newark Airport. The next night on the Tonight Show, Conan announced that Cory Booker was banned from the Bob Hope Airport in Burbank.
This video is from Mayor Booker announcing his official banning of Conan from New Jersey! The mayor really looks serious when he is talking, but he says silly things. He calls Conan "CoCo" and begins rhyming lots of words with random foreign cities. It was at this point that I realized the video a fantastic joke. Now... for your enjoyment...
I hope Conan retaliates tonight... or a least in the next couple days. I think Conan O'Brien is hilarious!
